Our gingerbread house was broken when we opened it. We made the best of it.
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
“there’s no going back now” i whisper as i cut the tag off my shirt
SOMEONE PUT THESE BY THE STAIRS AT MY SCHOOL